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Classy couple.

During a conversation about thongs, I made a comment that I cannot understand the "point" of T-back, string thongs. Thongs have so little material as it is, but with these, you might as well just go commando. I also expressed my impression that these T-back string thongs might actually chafe something fierce since it's such a small string of material right up your butt. It was this last opinion that earned me a look of utter disbelief, and the conversation ended as follows:

Jesse: You are NOT a lady.
Me: YOU are an asshole. I AM a lady.
Jesse: (Shakes head.)


Now, I realize that I am not a lady. Any of my friends will tell you this; but somehow in that moment I just had to defend myself with what was clearly the most ladylike of responses. WHATEVER.

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I'm glad you blogged this, but I have to add:

it wasn't the TOPIC so much as the up yer BUTT manner that seemed to come out of nowhere, considering. And your response to "You are NOT a lady" began with "YOU are an asshole."

I have to say: true, yet wholly unexpected.
i love this because it reminds me of when i have an especially loud beer burp and tim gives me a look, and i have to explain to him what a delicate flower i am.

November 2009

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